Did I mention I like puns...?

Not my best Photoshop work but today was busier than I expected. I hope you can forgive the poor execution as a trade-off for the (at least vaguely amusing) concept.

I like to think the knight is mincing for a bit of attention, but getting none. Maybe this is moments before a bloodbath brought on by the lack of attention?

Or maybe the thought of an ensuing bloodbath is just me projecting because loud music and bad singing are coming from my neighbour's backyard for the second time within a month.

Illustrations:

Soldier with shield and sword by Eugène Emmanuel Viollet-le-Duc from Dictionnaire raisonné du mobilier français de l'époque carlovingienne à la Renaissance vol. 5

The opera by J. Godwin from The poets of the nineteenth century